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Seun,

Sometime I wonder where you put you sense of humour.

Sharing does not take into consideration silly attitudes of individuals.

The aim and purpose of this forum is not for you to share information.

Moreso, such messages have already being passed through SMS, emails, Radio and Even Television sets.

And Maybe you should try your google search and see the results:It is not a new Idea to share such info.

Fall back, relax and  Have fun!

AxePrince

@Ra, that makes two of us. Can we salvage this thread, or do we kill it with mercy?

Am already laughing after reading the above drama, well admin pls lets give axeprince a chance, he is trying his best to be funny, maybe we will get funnier contributions later.

can an Angel guard another Angel? ... because I want to sent an Angel to My Angel (My Sweetheart).
please tell me?
bolu

seun yeah maybe u work too much. relax a little man. i ain't to good at telling jokes. my sis is much better but let me try.

being that it's almost likely that arsenal will end the current season trophyless manager arsene wenger has lined up a new sisgning for the new season: Osama Bin Laden. asked why he signed him, wenger replied: yeah i know he can't play football to save his life but he's lethal in the air. haha, lol. u better laugh or ?????

My head is really starting to swim here. I'm sorry but I'm yet to laugh at any of these... HOLD UP!!!! I can just feel you guys descending heavily on me as you did Seun. Thing is, yeah, let's loosen up and tell some really funny jokes, if we must, there's no point being philosophical about jokes, it kills them. I finally get the first joke, he indeed did not meet anyone at home. Let's see if I can come up with a rib cracking joke..... Nah..... better luck next time.

Ciao

Last edited by Ra (2005-03-23 12:36:51)

The chicken crossed the road to avoid passing the front of "Chicken Delight".

there was one joke about why the chicken crossed the road that was very popular around 2003-election time. it had OBJ, chris okotie, bill gates, bill clinton e.t.c explaining why the chicken crossed the road. the joke went around in forwards and i think was on some site.

when asked bill gates said that people shouldn't worry a new class of e-chickens were being created which would not only cross the road, but lay eggs and ... at the same time (guess the mising element was the funny part)

okotie said the chicken crossed the road cos he was frustraed bout the state of the nation and so crossed the road to vote for him

bill clinton said "i don't know that chicken!" lol lol lol lol lol. lewinsky sh*t

seun wrote:

Ok, finally I get the 'nobody at home' joke .  I think the reason I did not get it has more to do with lack of, em, 'experience' than on not having a sense of humor.  Ladies, you know what to do ...

Let my show you how funny I am:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
   "to get to the other side!"

Last edited by trae_z (2005-03-23 18:45:01)

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

Lesson of the day...Don't Lie To Your Mother.

Hey guys dont you think is good to socialize, meet people make friends? what do u think of some timid guys who will not want to associate with the opposite sex?

mamba,

if that isn't rib cracking, then nothing is. That was simply...... amazing. More of that man. I'm practically rolling in my hotel room. Oh Boy..... is John's mum smart or what!!! Yeah, give it up for mamba...........

Sorry, to interprete my above ranting, I simply love the joke and I'm cramming it as we speak.

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and sputtering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my fucking ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"